politeness became so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

my life

(Source: graydayson, via beckstuh)

Bored at work with my bri bri

kingsleyyy:

REAL MEN FIGHT BEARS


Lesbian Shorts

  • So today i was shopping with my gay bff evan
  • Me:I need some new shorts
  • Evan:Why not these? *holds up plaid shorts*
  • Me:I feel like more lesbian-ish in those type of shorts
  • 5 min later....
  • Evan:JAMMIEEEE i found you some shorts that wont make you look like a lesbian!
  • Random Girl:*looks at evan like wtf*
  • Random Girl's Mom:*puts hand to mouth in horror*
  • Me:EVANNN YOU CANT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC SO LOUDLY
  • Fuck this la marsa ghost, cups shattering in my hand is not cool

    hahahahha

    RIP Maurice Sendak